This is Like a Porch.

& this is kinda like a threshhold... neat.

I kinda need to pee right now but I'd rather have a big steak with mashed potatoes & get drunk under a waterfall in hawaii today.


Sometimes an eggrolls down a mountain. And when it gets there it pitches a tent with the bears & the squirrels. And then they build a campfire with some witches. And maybe some bitches, too. And then they burn burn burn, they all fall down. Yeah.

Wavy Navy Gravy

This body of text used to tell about my pending enlistment. Now it doesn't 'cause they sent me home. Apparently falling asleep while standing or walking is something they frown upon.

Yeah, well... Hey, waddaya gonna do?

Get some health insurance & fix dat! Datsa waddamay gonna do!

The Only Reason This Site Exists...

I'm bored. That is all.

 

Terror threat level =

Terror Alert Level

I Like Doing Things & Stuff.
Some things, but mostly stuff. Actually, I've always been really into the arts... Hum. All the arts. Fine arts, mostly - painting, sculpture, many genres of dance, sex, writing and literature, poetry, music. Hey... One of those things is not like the others. Haha. I guess I like humor, too.
Arf Arf

Something Old, Something New...
Wish I had something better to do. Haha. Actually, as soon as I'm finished doing all of this nothing I'm heading over to Steve's. He's wonderful. I want to keep him for ever & ever. =D Emoticons are lame.
World Famous



Don't you know you got to shock the monkey?