What's This All Aboot?

It's much ado about nothing, actually.

I guess this site host isn't bad for being free. I guess I'm surprised by this. Not that it matters. I bought a one-use camera today. For the hell of it. I took a lot of pictures of my dog. If I get a chance, I'll put them up here when I get them developed. If not, then oh well. I should put up pics of the vacation I'm about to take, but I probably won't. I'll probably forget all about this site an hour after I've finished creating it.

Hey, Kids - Listen to Me
Don't bite your fingernails, play with hedgetrimmers after dark, or accept parcels from mysterious strangers. Be advised that becoming emaciated is not something to aspire to, nor is cheerleading. Parents, caution your children regarding the hazards of cheerleading and inform them that if they choose to cheerlead that they could become ghetto fabulous, or worse yet, popular.

Druthers
- I druther sip cappucino in itallian resturaunts with oriental women.
- I druther float along river rapids in a small inflatable raft on a hot summer day.
- I druther munch on chips & hot salsa.
- I druther gnaw my own left arm off.

Do you get it?

I just sneezed on my hand & now I'm typing with it.
I'm so gross. Like totally tell me about it.

Ever read anything by Erma Bombeck? Oh. Well, she's good.
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